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[bucket drumming]

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♪ ♪

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Hey, Clyde,
I'm pretty parched.

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Want to grab some Flippees
some Flip's Flippee kiosk?

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Clyde's kind of obsessed
with drumming.

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He's got a real knack for it.

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[drumming]

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[timer dings]
- Ooh!

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I'm the only one
who knows

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about Clyde's secret love
for drumming.

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You might say he's a bit
of a closeted drummer.

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[drumming]

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♪ ♪

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Clyde!

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Clyde, your soufflé is burning.

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- What?
- Works every time.

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You should see if you can sit
in with these guys sometime.

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Sit in
with The Bucket Bashers?

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I can't do that.

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I would never even dream
of asking them.

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When your best friends
with someone,

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you can decipher what
they're really trying to say.

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Fit in
with The Bucket Bashers?

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I would love to.

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Do you think you can
give me the push I need?

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I hear you, Clyde,

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loud and clear.

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♪ ♪

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♪ When the salt
comes sprinkling in ♪

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[scatting]

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♪ Oh, Lord,
you've got ♪

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♪ To have that shaker ♪

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♪ When the salt
comes sprinkling in ♪

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Oh, that's too much salt,

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but a really good song
for The Doo Dads.

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[chuckles]

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[whispers]
Maybe my solo album.

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[squeals]

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both: I have amazing news!

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- Well, mine's really amazing.
- Well, mine's totes amazing.

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Totes amazing always beats
really amazing in my book.

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- So I go?
- Yes.

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Totes amazing!

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I accidentally got extra credit
in my history class.

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Leni, you came.
[chuckles]

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All the other students
must have gotten

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their days mixed up.
- Not me.

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I totally planned
on being here...

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and know what this is.

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- Let's get to work. Come on.
- OK, yeah.

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I spent the rest
of the afternoon

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panning for gold
with Mr. Rickshaw.

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I got a ton of extra credit.

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Now all I have to do is get
a good grade on my oral report,

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and I'm going
to get my first A!

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That is totes amazing!

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That is so wonderful!

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Me now.

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The legendary comic,
Joan Shivers,

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is headlining this weekend
at Sunset Canyon

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as a part of her "Not Dead Yet"
retirement home tour.

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And look down here.

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"Opening Act Trash Clean-Up:
Luan Loud."

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I can't wait to go.
What time does it start?

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It's the after dinner show.
Doors open at 2:45 p.m.

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Lincoln?

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Clyde McBride,
step into my office.

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[thud]

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Slide into my office.

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What's going on, Lincoln?

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I'll tell you
what's going on:

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you, superstar.

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I've decided
to become your manager.

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I'm Lincoln Loud,
the manager with the plan-ager.

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<i>[dramatic chord]</i>

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Your days of closet drumming
are over

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because your new manager
has booked you a gig

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with none other than...

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The Bucket Bashers.

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What do you say to that, Clyde?

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[retching]

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That was
your practice bucket, Clyde,

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but OK.

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How can you not be excited
for this opportunity?

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I am excited.

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Clyde, I've seen
your excited barf before,

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and this is not it.

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Well, it's just that...

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I never drummed
in front of people before.

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Well, the gig is
not for two weeks.

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And your manager
with the plan-anger

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is gonna get you ready
with a three-pronged approach.

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I'll start you off
with some smaller venues--

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coffee houses,
theater houses,

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that log down by the lake
where the teenagers hang out.

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I don't know
what they're doing down there,

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but I've always wanted
an excuse to find out.

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You know, Lincoln,
I like your enthusiasm--

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Prong two...

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You know what?
I think it's just one prong.

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[door creaks]
- Hey.

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Oops, sorry.
What the?

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Hey, Linc.
Ah, that's it.

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Word on the street is you're
starting a new talent agency.

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I like what you've done
with the place.

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You know,
The Doo Dads are looking

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for a primo manager
to take us to the next level.

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We're about
to drop our new album,

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"The Doo Dads Do Dads."

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That's where we do famous songs
by famous dads. Boom.

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We're going for a clientele
with a little more of an edge.

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Oh, we're edgy.

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Ever hear of matching vests?

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Sounds dope.

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Why don't you go sit outside
and talk to my assistant?

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- Sure, sure. Right out--
- Mm-hmm,

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Right out there.
- OK, yeah, you got it.

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Ah, OK.

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What do you say, Clyde?

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Should I book you a trip
to the stars,

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Bucket Basher style?

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You'll get me
some practice gigs?

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Of course.

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And I've got two weeks
to get ready?

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Clyde, baby.

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Let's do it.

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I'm just gonna slide my demo
under the door, OK?

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[groans] Zip!

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How you feelin', kid?

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I never played
in front of people before,

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so I'm a little nervous.

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That's just stardom
tugging at your insides.

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Prong one, baby.

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[inhaler hisses]

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- What?
- Hey.

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I heard about your po-tench A,

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and I was just stopping by to
see how the studying is going.

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Terrible. I've been cramming
for three hours.

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OK, well,
what have you done so far?

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Put together
the perfect studying outfit,

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but it's not helping.

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What's this?
Ants on a log?

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We said no ants
and hold the log.

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I specifically requested
sunflower butter.

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The only thing on this plate

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that my client's
not allergic to

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is the plate.

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No one treats Sticks McBride
this way.

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Sticks McBride.
That's a great nickname.

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They know me as CBK--

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Cowbell Kid.

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I'm not taking
any new clients.

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Oh, come on, Linc.
The Doo Dads are totally legit.

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Look at this blistering catalog
of bodacious beats--

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"The Doo Dads Doing It,"
"The Doo Dads still Doing It,"

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"The Doo Dads
Still Doing It Right,"

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and our all-time classic,
"Dooby Dooby Doo Dads."

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Ronnie, could you please
show CBK to his seat?

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Hey, Lincoln,
we're family.

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It's called show business,
not show family.

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You know what? Fine.

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I was here to see Luan anyway.

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She respects me as an artist.

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It breaks my heart

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to see people knocking
on the show biz door

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when you know
it will never open.

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Still standing here, Lincoln.

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I know.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
coming to the stage...</i>

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I'm so nervous.
I think I'm gonna pass out.

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I'd tell you
to picture everyone naked...

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but this might not be
the right crowd for that.

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<i>A warm Sunset Canyon welcome
to Luan Loud.</i>

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[cheers and applause]

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That's my daughter.
You guys are in for a treat.

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Hi, everyone.
It is great to be here.

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"It's great to be anywhere, actually.

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"I live in a wooden box.

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Seriously, they shut off
my cable in there."

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[percussive sting]

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[laughter]

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<i>I'm just no good
at studying.</i>

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I'm totally gonna blow
this presentation.

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Maybe you just need to look
at it in a different way.

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So that's a no
on the glasses?

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For what I'm gonna teach you,

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you won't need the glasses
at all.

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[chuckles] Good.

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Because these are Mom's,
and I can't see a thing.

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Thanks, Lucy.
You are my favorite sister.

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You know, Mr. Coconuts,

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I think I lost my keys
in here earlier.

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"Well, that's too bad.

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"If I were you,
I wouldn't give up looking

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until you search
every nook and granny!"

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[percussive sting]

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Granny,
'cause it sounds like cranny.

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It's gold.
It's gold.

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That's my time.
Have a great night.

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And if you're driving home...

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"Please take a car."

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[percussive sting]

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[cheers and applause]

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That's my girl!

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Lincoln,
that was so much fun.

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That's just the tip
of the springboard.

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It's time for part two
of prong one.

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I got you another gig.

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And we need to leave right now.

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All right.

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<i>And now,
coming to the stage,</i>

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<i>you know her from the 1972
classic, "Who's That Lady?"</i>

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Oh, I love that show.

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That was
when TV wasn't garbage.

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<i>Please give a warm welcome
to Joan Shivers!</i>

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<i>♪ Who's that lady</i>

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<i>♪ Walking down the street? ♪</i>

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[gasps]

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Oh!

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Hey, you know what?

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When my agent
booked me this gig,

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I thought, well,
I'm gonna die up here.

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But you know what?
Looking at you people,

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this would be
the place to do it.

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[laughter]

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<i>So the oral report
is on Wednesday.</i>

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Thank you so much
for helping me, Luna.

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I can't believe
I might finally get my first A.

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OK, so when I'm trying
to remember stuff for school,

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I let the music do
the heavy lifting.

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So the report is on the
Calvin Coolidge administration.

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I'm not really sure what to do.

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[rock music]

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♪ How does a pasty guy
from Vermont ♪

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♪ Get to be presi-dont? ♪

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Cool! Cool!

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- ♪ Face not on any money ♪
- What?

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♪ Grace Coolidge
was his honey ♪

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both: Ooh!
- ♪ Dude was dry ♪

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♪ But he was funny ♪
both: What?

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♪ This guy rules
the roaring '20s ♪

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♪ Tell the teacher
your name, son ♪

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all: ♪ My name is ♪

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♪ Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪

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♪ That name is Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪

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♪ And I've got a bunch
of stuff to legislate ♪

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♪ Get that straight ♪

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How do you know so much
about Calvin Coolidge?

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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♪ Cal finally got a shot
when Warren G. Harding died ♪

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♪ Rode a mechanical horse in
the White House for exercise ♪

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♪ Oversaw an economic boom
that made the stocks balloon ♪

253
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:39,793
♪ Supported women's suffrage
and made the ladies swoon ♪

254
00:10:39,793 --> 00:10:42,413
♪ Was very fond of animals
and pardoned a raccoon ♪

255
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,965
all: ♪ What more could
a country want? ♪

256
00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:48,172
♪ My name is Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪

257
00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:51,413
♪ That name is Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪

258
00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:54,896
♪ And you must memorize
my life for school ♪

259
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:57,655
♪ Ain't that cool? ♪

260
00:10:57,655 --> 00:11:00,034
♪ Ooh ♪

261
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,655
♪ Stocks up ♪

262
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:03,517
♪ Cal out ♪

263
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,068
♪ Take the mic, Hoover ♪

264
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,068
[microphone feedback]

265
00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:08,379
Wait, where are you going?

266
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,206
To get out
of this smart girl outfit.

267
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:11,896
Don't you want
to give this a shot?

268
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,586
Dur, that's why I'm gonna go

269
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:16,206
put on my smart girl
who performs outfit.

270
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,379
When the time comes,

271
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,000
I'd love to workshop
that musical with you.

272
00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,241
I'll be in my office.

273
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,448
That's my bedroom.

274
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,379
<i>[laughter]</i>

275
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:37,241
So I said to my doctor,
"How long do I have to live?"

276
00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:39,103
He said, "Ten."
I said, "Years?"

277
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,896
He said,
"Nine, eight, seven..."

278
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,724
[laughter]

279
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,586
Well, that's my time.

280
00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:48,586
I hope it's not yours.

281
00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:50,448
[laughter]

282
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,965
And who's that lady?

283
00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:53,586
all: You that lady!

284
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,896
<i>♪ Who's that lady? ♪</i>

285
00:11:56,896 --> 00:12:00,448
[cheers and applause]

286
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:02,344
Come on.
Stand up.

287
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,482
Oh, sorry, Leon.

288
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,275
<i>♪ Who's that lady now? ♪</i>

289
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:17,000
That was the single greatest
mid-afternoon of my life.

290
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,137
I love how you keep your act
so authentic.

291
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,793
Thanks, sweetheart.

292
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:23,206
You really are so talented.

293
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,517
Oh, I wish I could say
the same thing about you.

294
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,310
Ha ha, zing!

295
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,344
You know,
I'm off the clock, sweetheart.

296
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:32,724
I think that's what you kids
call a truth bomb.

297
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:35,862
Well, what would you change
about my act?

298
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:38,068
For starters, everything.

299
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,172
Lose the dummy.
It's a cheap gimmick.

300
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:42,241
The puppet gets all the laughs.

301
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:44,068
I-I got some laughs.

302
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,586
From your dad.

303
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,896
What, does he tuck you in
at night too?

304
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:50,586
Yes, he's very caring.

305
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:56,206
Ms. Shivers,
you're my hero.

306
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,620
And I know to be
in this business,

307
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:01,137
you have to have thick skin,
so I'm open

308
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:03,586
to whatever constructive
criticism you want to give me.

309
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,172
All right.

310
00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:07,448
Maybe instead of ventriloquism,

311
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:10,896
you should just
quit comedy altogether.

312
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,172
Hey, did you get
the autographs?

313
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,862
Remember
there's two N's in Lynn.

314
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,724
This is the worst day ever!

315
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,172
One N is fine.

316
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,655
You can start any time.

317
00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:29,689
I'm just trying to remember
who the presi-dont was.

318
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:30,758
Coolidge.

319
00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:31,827
And he was a raccoon?

320
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,413
No, he was the presi-dont.

321
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,586
[sighs]
I'm never gonna get this.

322
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,034
I might as well go put on

323
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,689
my girl who fails at everything outfit.

324
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,000
No, you can't do that.

325
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,965
You're right.
It's in the wash.

326
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,000
No, I mean,
you can do this.

327
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,413
No, I can't.

328
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:48,034
I can't just sing a song
and suddenly be smart, Luna.

329
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,241
I'm not you.

330
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,103
Luan.
[sighs]

331
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,448
You can't quit comedy.

332
00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:01,206
Joan Shivers was right.
I just don't have it.

333
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,413
I'm quitting.
- Do you know how many people

334
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:05,137
said the exact same thing
about The Doo Dads?

335
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,310
"You're not good enough."

336
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,758
"No one cares
about the cowbell."

337
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,655
"You're making my baby cry."

338
00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:12,655
But I never gave up because
show business is my dream.

339
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,655
And you never give up
on your dreams.

340
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,620
Well, I can't just keep doing
something I'm not good at.

341
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,793
I'm not you.

342
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:21,000
Show business.

343
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,551
It'll break your heart one day

344
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,551
and have you on top
of the world the next.

345
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:27,448
That's what keeps us reaching
for that brass ring.

346
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:28,724
Know what I mean?

347
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,482
[phone ringing]
Sorry, I gotta take this.

348
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,655
Uh-huh?

349
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,931
That's amazing!

350
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:36,137
Clyde, your manager
with the plan-ager

351
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,448
is about to make your day.

352
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:39,517
Your gig with The Bucket
Bashers got moved up.

353
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:40,689
It's tomorrow.

354
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:41,793
What?

355
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,172
There's no way I'm doing that.

356
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,724
I'm not prepared, or...

357
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:46,206
You know what?
I'm out.

358
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,344
<i>[record scratch]</i>

359
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,551
Let me just play you
just one track.

360
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,620
Please?

361
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,000
Lincoln, one track!

362
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,379
Just one, Linc!

363
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,206
<i>You can't be out, Clyde.</i>

364
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:02,000
Yes, I can.

365
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,379
Why did you move up
the performance?

366
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:04,758
I never okayed that.

367
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:06,689
One of the Bucket Bashers
kicked the bucket.

368
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,931
He died?

369
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,344
No, he literally
kicked his bucket.

370
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,103
He broke his toe,
stumbled away,

371
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,241
fell down,
and broke his arm.

372
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,793
I'm still not doing it.

373
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,379
I'll make some calls,

374
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,896
have our people
call their people.

375
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:20,379
We'll sweeten the deal,
whatever it is a manager does,

376
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,517
because I've worked too hard
for you to throw this away.

377
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,586
This isn't about you, Lincoln.

378
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:26,931
Don't you get it?

379
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:28,241
I'm scared.

380
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:29,793
Forget about being scared.

381
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:33,241
You gotta be like me,
and just dive in.

382
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,931
I just can't do that, Lincoln.

383
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:37,344
I'm not you.

384
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:42,655
[door slams]

385
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:45,620
<i>[somber music]</i>

386
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,344
<i>♪ ♪</i>

387
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,000
[melancholic music]

388
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,275
♪ ♪

389
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:57,896
♪ When a dream fades away ♪

390
00:15:57,896 --> 00:16:01,827
♪ You don't know what role
you're supposed to play ♪

391
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,482
♪ I'm not her,
I'm not smart ♪

392
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:09,551
♪ All I know is
how to dress the part ♪

393
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,448
♪ I just can't do my bit ♪

394
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:16,344
♪ That would have
wowed the crowd ♪

395
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:18,689
♪ I can't play the hit ♪

396
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:22,655
♪ That would have
made you proud ♪

397
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:28,137
♪ When we try and try
for so long ♪

398
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:31,586
<i>♪ Aim so high for so long ♪</i>

399
00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:34,931
♪ Then your dream is done ♪

400
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:39,379
♪ That your son
would ever manage you ♪

401
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,310
♪ Ah-- ♪
- Song's not about you, Dad.

402
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,068
Yeah, got it.
My bad.

403
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,655
♪ ♪

404
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:48,275
all: ♪ Dreams endure
for so long ♪

405
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,206
<i>♪ But when they're sure
to go wrong ♪</i>

406
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,413
<i>♪ Then they've got to go ♪</i>

407
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,310
<i>♪ And so ♪</i>

408
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,068
all: ♪ So long ♪

409
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:02,724
♪ So long, so long, so long ♪

410
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,793
Saxophone!

411
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:11,793
♪ ♪

412
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,068
all: ♪ I'm not you ♪

413
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,793
♪ I'm not me ♪

414
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,413
♪ I'm not sure ♪

415
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:28,689
♪ Who I'm supposed to be ♪

416
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,689
How are you doing?

417
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,689
I don't know
what I was thinking.

418
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,827
I guess I thought that if
I dressed up like I was smart,

419
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,586
that would somehow
make me good at school.

420
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:44,862
Like, if I wore
these Tyrolean slacks

421
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,206
that Amelia Earhart
wore in June of 1937

422
00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:48,689
when she flew
over the Atlantic,

423
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,137
or if I wore this sensible
Oxford button-down

424
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,551
like Rosa Parks when
she refused to give up her seat

425
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,793
and sparked
the Montgomery bus boycott,

426
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:58,000
or if I pulled my hair in a bun
like Susan B. Anthony

427
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,551
when she fought
for women's right to vote,

428
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,379
which was later ratified
by the 19th Amendment

429
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:03,586
to the Constitution.

430
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:06,379
Anyway, they're great clothes.

431
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:09,965
Leni, you're a genius.

432
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,000
- I am?
- Yeah!

433
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,206
You don't need music
to remember stuff.

434
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,862
You need fashion.

435
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,413
And that's why Coolidge
was a great president

436
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,931
and wore
very breathable trousers.

437
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,655
[applause]

438
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,275
Hey there, funny face.

439
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:37,448
Dad, I don't want another one
of your show biz pep talks, OK?

440
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:39,000
You don't understand
what I'm going through.

441
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,448
I know the last thing
you want right now

442
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,655
is advice from your dad.

443
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:44,206
That's why it's coming from...

444
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000
Lynn Sr. Jr.

445
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,827
Stop.

446
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:52,275
"Don't let anyone else
tell you what your comedy is.

447
00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:54,103
"Follow your heart

448
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:58,965
because that is
where your comedy comes from."

449
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:03,344
"So you're saying
if I follow my heart,

450
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:05,448
my comedy won't miss a beat?"

451
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,068
"Ba-ha-ha-ha!"

452
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,689
I suppose this would
work better with...

453
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,586
You know, I was
in the aquarium the other day,

454
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,103
and I saw this fish
with a bow tie.

455
00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,586
"Well, that's strange, Luan."

456
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:19,448
You know, I know,
but he looked very...

457
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,965
so-fish-ticated.

458
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,034
[laughter]

459
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:26,482
[applause]

460
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,000
That's my time.
I'm Luan Loud.

461
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,310
And this is Mr. Coconuts.
Have a great night.

462
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,034
And if you're driving home...

463
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,068
"Please take a car."

464
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:39,000
[cheers and applause]

465
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,724
You're all right, kid.

466
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,862
<i>[inspirational music]</i>

467
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,206
<i>♪ ♪</i>

468
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:58,931
[drumming]

469
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,758
♪ ♪

470
00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:08,344
Clyde, I'm sorry
I didn't listen to you.

471
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:10,206
The truth is,

472
00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:14,655
I became your manager
because I wanted to help you.

473
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,758
Then I made it all about me.

474
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:22,344
So I came here to tell you
that I'm firing myself.

475
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:25,517
I don't want to be your manager
with a plan-ager anymore.

476
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,758
I want to be your friend
till the end.

477
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,758
And that will always be true,

478
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:34,344
whether you play
with the Bucket Bashers or not.

479
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,344
I know I messed things up
really bad,

480
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:40,586
but if you ever want
to hang out,

481
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,137
here's my card.

482
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:45,413
<i>[gentle music]</i>

483
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:52,551
<i>♪ ♪</i>

484
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,965
To being reunited
with my comedy partner

485
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,724
and to my dad
for helping me get there.

486
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,689
All right.
Whoo-hoo!

487
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,103
To getting my first A

488
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:04,413
and to Luna for helping me
realize I'm smart.

489
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,551
All right.
Toast to that.

490
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,275
And now you know
all that stuff

491
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:10,137
about Coolidge.
- I do?

492
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,137
You know, Lincoln,
the Bucket Bashers used to open

493
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,620
for The Doo Dads.

494
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,275
- I'm out of the business, Dad.
- OK.

495
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,620
Hey, speaking of show biz,
when's Clyde showing up?

496
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,517
I thought he was supposed
to sit in with these guys.

497
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,965
I don't think
Clyde's showing up.

498
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:26,344
Well, think again.

499
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,103
Sometimes
you just gotta dive in.

500
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,724
A really good friend
told me that.

501
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,689
Now, if you guys
will excuse me,

502
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:35,137
I have to go follow my dream.

503
00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:36,344
Here's my card.

504
00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:38,827
[bucket drumming]

505
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:45,827
♪ ♪

506
00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:53,517
[cheers and applause]

507
00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:56,517
Go, Clyde! Whoo!

508
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:59,000
♪ ♪

509
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:03,600
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